23 Reasons Why Women Live Longer than Men

Forget the dietary habits or geographical factors. Forget the psychological influences or genetics.

We have 23 solid reasons as to why women live longer than men.

At this rate, we’re quite shocked that men still outnumber women globally, however judging by these 23 reasons, we don’t think this is going to last.

1. Driving out to Walmart to get a taller ladder is obviously too much work.

2. I rule if I succeeded. If I broke my neck, at least I have my pants on.

3. Who needs a professional landscaper?

4. He loves his new computer deskstop.

5. Catch it if you can.

6. Umbrella is so lame.

7. It’s okay, I got this.

8. People in weird jumpsuits, let me take a picture!

9. This contraption will hold my weight and what death by electrocution?

10. Man in red shirt: I think I’m regretting this already.

11. Bike pooling is better than car pooling.

12. Lets get this fire started.

13. I’ve got a cushy job man, working in the pool.

14. Mom, I’m flying on your broomstick!

15. They are solid wood, brah.

16. The shop said the slippers are water resistant.

17. They are solid wood, brah. Version 2.

18. Umbrella is so lame. Version 2.

19. Beard makes men better looking. But bee beard turns a man into a bear fighter!

20. Presumably last picture taken of this sweet young man.

21. Best ‘I wuz there’.

22. His friend prays he doesn’t fart and awe.

23. The right ladder? Pffft.

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